Tag: jokes
member name: Cynthia C.
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March 25, 2009 04:16 PM EDT --
Received this today and the ending wasn't what I expected lol
Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?
This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.
John . . .
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April 18, 2009 07:44 AM EDT --
A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and he was so proud. Anxiously, he waited to hear the verdict. The grandmother in all her . . .
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May 08, 2009 03:15 PM EDT --
Received this today in my email and had to share lol
Top 10 Signs You Know It's Time To Join E-mailers Anonymous
10. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom, and check your e-mail on . . .
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March 14, 2009 04:36 PM EDT --
I received this today and thought it was cute lol
One day, 3 men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor.
After a while, the doctor came out and said, "Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith, . . .
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March 15, 2009 08:51 AM EDT --
Quiet in Church
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
Annie replied, "Because . . .
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March 20, 2009 06:49 PM EDT --
Mildred, the church gossip, self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, . . .
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April 06, 2009 11:34 AM EDT --
Received in an email lol
Take heart, anyone among you who believes he or she is technologically challenged, you "ain't seen nuthin" yet. This is an excerpt from a Wall Street Journal . . .
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March 16, 2009 09:44 AM EDT --
Sad Passing
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes . . .
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March 30, 2009 12:20 AM EDT --
Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'
Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer.'
Morris, . . .
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April 13, 2009 10:12 PM EDT --
1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.
2. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the shower.
3. For . . .
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March 15, 2009 06:27 PM EDT --
For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. "You've been such exemplary statues," he announced . . .
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March 27, 2009 07:23 PM EDT --
My friend is a rather old-fashioned lady, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language. She and her husband were planning a week's vacation in Arizona; so she wrote to a travel trailer . . .
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April 16, 2009 08:45 PM EDT --
I thought this was a good one and had to share!
Calmness In Our Lives
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following . . .
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March 26, 2009 10:26 PM EDT --
Miss Bee
Miss Bee was in her eighties and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all in the RV park where she had settled down enjoying her retirement. A local pastor came to call on her one . . .
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March 18, 2009 07:28 PM EDT --
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, . . .
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